New ‘Jonah Hex’ trailer is out today, makes me nervous

Posted by Rob Noble on May 3, 2010

The first trailer for the new Jonah Hex movie is finally out.  We’d heard reports that it was being put in front of Iron Man 2 prints, so the timing makes sense.  Check it here first:

Okay, so now that you’ve seen it, let’s talk about it.

Barfing up crows?  Cool.
Malkovitch?…. Jury’s still out on that fine, fine glazed ham.
Megan fox?  Actually a deterrent.  I mean, she’s got tits and cheekbones and all that – but I sure as shit aint going to Jonah Hex to see pretty wallpaper.  After all, I’ve got the internet right here in front of me.  She’s the one thing in this movie I can mos’ def say I’ve seen before.

Other than that, it looks like the make-up’s good and the supernatural elements are all in place.  My biggest fear is that the “You killed my family and left me for dead in some Old West gulch” angle is going to play too much like this:

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