It appears that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are preparing to rocket another steaming pile of “comedy” into our eye sockets. The Date Movie, Superhero Movie, Epic Movie duo’s latest paint-by-numbers spoof is Vampires Suck.
Clearly, Twilight is the main source of inspiration here, so expect a lot of brooding vampires and lusty teenage girls being interrupted by various of-the-moment pop culture icons who, I assume, will trip and fall on a banana peel, fart, or hit their head on something.
I propose a new Bros Icing Bros-style game where you present your “bro” with a ticket to Vampires Suck. Your “bro” will then have to watch the movie in it’s entirety while on bended knee. You can counteract getting “Sucked” by whipping out your own ticket, forcing your “bro” to watch the movie twice in a row. Actually, wait…Don’t do any of this. We don’t need to encourage these people